Laziness Nepali

एक छात्रलाई शिक्षकले "अल्छिपन " को बारेमा निबन्ध लेख्न लगाएछन । छात्रले

तिन पेज खालि छोडेर अन्तमा लेखेछ यहि अल्छिपन हो ।

rajesh dai joke ..

भक्त (महादेव सँग): प्रभु तपाईँ को त्रिशुल खोइ त ?
महादेव: राजेश हमालले लगेको छ ।
भक्त: किन ?
महादेव: चाउमिन खान चाहियो रे के।

Marrige lyf

बिहेको पहिलो वर्ष,
लोग्ने बोल्छ,
स्वास्नी सुन्छे ।
बिहेको दोस्रो वर्ष,
स्वास्नी बोल्छे
लोग्ने सुन्छ ।
तेस्रो वर्ष,
दुवै बोल्छन्, छिमेकी
सुन्छन् ।

Why student fails ?

Saturday-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
BIRTHDAY ma ni padxan rw?

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Shere:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Shere: You see my legs, and tell me

10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Tomorrow exam's cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?

Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)